The Epic Saga of Razzle, Dazzle and Gustov, Vol 2 by Arsidious The Great Writer

The Epic Saga of Razzle, Dazzle and Gustov, Vol 2 by Arsidious The Great WriterFollow Razzle, Dazzle, and Gustov as they explore the universe one catastrophe at a time in this campy sci-fi gag gift romp! Listen as they hysterically describe how they each arrived on earth. An unintentionally hilarious saga full of twists and turns and epic errors. This set of stories are a disaster from start to finish. Nothing is left unscathed: Ghastly plot and character development, wretched formatting, horrible headers and page numbering, misuse of punctuation and fonts, atrocious poetry, wretched formatting, ghastly plot and character development, and so on. Guaranteed to haunt any bibliophile and grammar guru. You will never read a novel the same again! This is one gag gift that people will be discussing for ages to come.

Lost Hills by Lee Goldberg

Lost Hills by Lee Goldberg“Thrills and chills! Lost Hills is the perfect combination of action and suspense, not to mention Eve Ronin is one of the best new female characters in ages. You will race through the pages!” —Lisa Gardner, #1 New York Times bestselling author

A video of Deputy Eve Ronin’s off-duty arrest of an abusive movie star goes viral, turning her into a popular hero at a time when the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is plagued by scandal. The sheriff, desperate for more positive press, makes Eve the youngest female homicide detective in the department’s history.

Now Eve, with a lot to learn and resented by her colleagues, has to justify her new badge. Her chance comes when she and her burned-out, soon-to-retire partner are called to the blood-splattered home of a missing single mother and her two kids. The horrific carnage screams multiple murder—but there are no corpses.

Eve has to rely on her instincts and tenacity to find the bodies and capture the vicious killer, all while battling her own insecurities and mounting pressure from the media, her bosses, and the bereaved family. It’s a deadly ordeal that will either prove her skills…or totally destroy her.

The Companion by Kim Taylor Blakemore

The Companion by Kim Taylor BlakemoreThey say she’s a murderess. She claims she’s innocent. But Lucy has been known to tell lies…

1855, New Hampshire. Lucy Blunt is set to hang for a double murder. Murderess or victim? Only Lucy knows the truth.

In the shadow of the gallows, Lucy reflects on the events that led to her bitter downfall—from the moment she arrived at the rambling Burton mansion looking for work and a better life to the grisly murders themselves.

In a mysterious household of locked doors and forbidden affections, Lucy slips comfortably into the shadows, where she believes the indiscretions of her past will remain hidden. But when Lucy’s rising status becomes a threat to the mistress’s current companion, the delicate balance of power and loyalty begins to shift, setting into motion a brewing storm of betrayal, suspicion, and rage.

Now, with her execution looming closer, Lucy’s allies fight to have her sentence overturned as the tale she’s spinning nears its conclusion. But how much of her story can we trust? After all, Lucy’s been known to bend the truth…

Martyred by Alisha Perkins

Martyred by Alisha PerkinsEnter for a chance to win 1 of 50 copies of the Martyred ebook this holiday season.

Timely. Powerful. Badass.

Big little lies meets Dexter.

A story where cultural misogyny collides with the incredible power of female friendships.

Every woman sacrifices. Career for kids. Her own well being for her husband. Her ideals and goals for the patriarchal world at large.Sacrifice is in their nature... but is it in their blood?

On an impromptu girls' weekend it didn't take long for things to fall into place, picking up right where they left off as if nothing had changed. Until everything changed.

The slit in her dress was not an invitation, but merely a rejection of the idea that she was no longer sexy. She had dressed up tonight to try to feel good about the woman who under all of it was crumbling. And yet he took advantage anyway.

Three friends who had survived everything life seemed to throw at them prove time and again that while the world might try to break them, their love was one that the storybooks rarely write about. The love between women who survived broken foundations to form an indestructible bond.

But can it survive the ultimate test?
An attack on one of their own.

They aren't wounded women. They are warriors.

Not just management and mothers. They are martyrs.

Seduce Me with Sapphires by Jane Feather

Seduce Me with Sapphires by Jane FeatherEnter for your chance to win a copy of SEDUCE ME WITH SAPPHIRES by Jane Feather!

A Flawed Cut . . .

The Honorable Miss Fenella Grantley has a secret: she’s been taking drama classes and longs to be an actress. Ladies of her standing don’t appear on stage, but Fenella has never been one for society’s rules. She’s quite excited to take on the challenge of reading the leading role in a new play—until she meets the playwright. Toeing the line between infuriating and irresistible, his first impression leaves a lot to be desired . . .

Or A Rare Find?

Edward Tremayne, illegitimate son of the Earl of Pendleton, scorned the ton years ago, making his own way in the world, and pursuing his literary gifts on the side. The only thing he misses from his old world is Fenella. Since seeing her at a ball when she was a young debutante, he’s never forgotten her. Now that fate has reunited them, Edward’s determined to make her his leading lady—in every way. But the only thing they see eye to eye on is their intense passion for each other. And it just may take a massive misunderstanding for their love to get on the same precious page . . .

Hanger Management by Susan Albers

Hanger Management by Susan AlbersEnter for a chance to win one of 10 copies of Hanger Management: Master Your Hunger and Improve Your Mood, Mind, and Relationships by New York Times Bestselling author, Dr. Susan Albers! We all get hangry (angry + hungry) sometimes--that irritable feeling you get when you are overly hungry! Hanger Management is great for anyone who wants to start off the New Year eating more mindfully. It includes 45 unique, easy tips to develop new healthy, mindful eating habits right now!

A Bounty with Strings by Markus Matthews

A Bounty with Strings by Markus MatthewsEnter a chance to win one of 100 Kindle editions of A Bounty with Strings, the first book in an exciting new Urban Fantasy series by Markus Matthews. A Personal Bounty (book three in the series) was just released on November 27th.

The giveaway ends December 24th, so the winners will have a digital Santa delivering their Kindle copy for Christmas. Best of all, this Santa doesn’t care if you have been naughty or nice. :)

About the book - Air elemental Zack Stevens, while pursuing a bounty, rescues a group of Enhanced individuals. Proving that no good deed goes unpunished, a hit contract on one of the group puts them all in danger. Zack now must bring these strangers together as a team if they are to have any hope of surviving…

Naked Came the Florida Man by Tim Dorsey

Naked Came the Florida Man by Tim DorseyEnter for your chance to win a copy of NAKED CAME THE FLORIDA MAN by Tim Dorsey before it goes on sale January 7, 2020!

Though another devastating hurricane is raking Florida, its awesome power can’t stop the Sunshine State’s most loyal son, Serge A. Storms, from his latest scenic road trip: a cemetery tour. With his best bro Colman riding shotgun, Serge hits the highway in his ’69 gold Plymouth Satellite, putting pedal to the metal on a grand tour of the past. Beginning in Key West, the sunshine boys’ odyssey includes a forgotten mass grave in Palm Beach county holding the remains of African Americans killed by the Great Hurricane of 1928, and the resting place of one world-famous television dolphin (RIP Flipper) from the 1960s.

But one deadland—a haunted old sugar field—holds more than just the bones of those who’ve passed. For years, local children have whispered about a boogeyman hiding among the stalks. Could it be the same maniac known as Naked Florida man who’s been raising hell all over the place?

There are few things Serge loves more than solving a good mystery and bestowing justice on miscreants who sully his beloved home’s good name. With his partner bong boy, Florida’s psycho superhero will find the truth in this hilariously violent delight—packed with history, lore, and plenty of motel antics—from the insanely ingenious Tim Dorsey.

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